I was going through stuff in my room and I found my Whatever Notebook which contains the quote book from my first year at Auburn. Here it is:
*Vous means you-me to Odessa
*(With arms flailing) I'm not gonna do what you think I'm gonna do...I'm not gonna FREAK OUT! -McGhee
*Are you okay?-LD
*Do you wanna go behind a rock and get a little Boulder?-Odie
*What's your costume? A hot girl?-Old pothead rugby dude to Sarah Reeves
*Does it look like I have a weird mom?-Mikee
*Do you have one of those watches that tells time?-Bummer
*Shotgun!-Everyone
*It feels like you're a broken robot.-Al
*Lindsay will you please make out with Rob so he will stop talking?-Odessa
*Her boobs are always up in my grill.-Odessa
*The cheekbone is called the zygomatic arch.-McGhee as Lindsey gets her head busted open.
*She's out of the process of getting into the circle of trust.-Persian Mike
*She flooded the keg.-Willi
*Do you want me to carry you to bed?-Persian Mike to Odessa
*Could you please call 12 more times?-me
*I'm J.Lo if you can't tell by the rocks that I've got.-Sarah Reeves
*My goal is to gain your trust and then steal your money.-Al
*Do we have to give our clothes to the bank? Yeah then they can sell them in Columbus, GA.-Scratchy Bob
*I'm just the random USC guy.-Random USC guy(Jay) we picked up off the road after the first game of 2003.
*McGhee can sit in the front, he's long.-Meg
*Backseat windows up...-Everyone
*Colla Paak!-Sarah
*I once told this stripper I was a stripper.-Al
*Hey pirate, raise your hand.-me introducing Al and a bunch of people to some other people
*Does it say Jesus is my homeboy or homebody?-Bummer
*Hit it! Hit it!-me
*Would you please shut up your voice is annoying me.-Odessa to LD
*I saw the bunny in the window.-LRL
*Centrifugal force will keep my beer in its cup.-Odessa
*Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank-The Airforce boys of the Exchange cheering on McGhee as he shotguns a pitcher of beer then throws up on my feet.
*What are you guys' morals?-Al
*Do you know what HMBS is?-me to Odessa
*I'm the king of Donkey Kong!-Mikee
*The door was wide open...once Sarah opened it.-me
*I'm 39, I have kids and shit.-Random Krystal dude
*Who's Bo Jackson?-Willi
He won the Heisman.-me
Is that important?-Willi
*It's time to kick some Lindsey ass.-Mikee
*Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would really like to tap that ass.-Sarah
*Did you mention me?-Whitney
*That's my dad!-Sara pointing to her dad's picture at Phi Tau
*Do you have something in your eye?-Random guy to me
No.-me
Can I lick it out?-Random guy
*I just hate to draw attention to myself or cause drama.-Whitney
*Where's my hat?-Drew
*Outstanding!-Army Andrew
*What do they do stop the brain?-Odessa
*Grow a brain.-me
*$1 Coors-Beer Man on the bicycle
*Odessa, you slut.-me
*Women are like mustard. They taste good on a sandwich, but the rest of the time they should stay in the fridge.-Al
*Alona, Alona, Alona!-Odessa
*Do you guys hang out with a lot of Armed Forces?-GA Tech Mike
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